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DJ Sage (Character) from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004) (VG)

DJ Sage: Hello, I’m Sage, and yes, that is my real name and if you don’t believe me, you can go fuck yourself!

DJ Sage: Isn’t that a great song? So much better than cartoons. I hate cartoons! They’re so stupid and cheery. Life is not cheery.

DJ Sage: Don’t forget, each weekend we meet in the park and watch German expressionist silent films projected onto a tree. Things that are foreign are so meaningful.

DJ Sage: You know, now that I think about it, they should just start killing people when they turn 29. They’re going to be reincarnated anyway so who cares?

DJ Sage: Good morning, San Andreas! The baby boom is officially over. You are all irrelevant. Now die.

DJ Sage: You think you can stop the revolution? Heads are gonna roll. Specifically that bitch from the record store.

DJ Sage: The Mode are up next with «Personal Jesus». It’s funny ’cause I found one. And it’s me.

DJ Sage: You know, I don’t think any of these bands are on a major label. You can’t even buy their records. You can only hear them here on this station. God, we’re so alternative!